Poor MetaDaddy was falling asleep on the sofa. You know how it goes when you're tired and had a long day. But falling asleep on the sofa will just leave you with a sore neck, and hardly more rested.
But now, I have the perfect solution. And she comes in a wee little onesie.
No worries, folks. MetaDaddy's cured from falling asleep on the sofa.
May all your days be as fortunate :-)