Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Parents Say the Darndest Things 2

Please stop driving the car on your sister.

Please stop drinking your bath water.

Take your sister's hand out of your mouth.

Please don't stick the grapes between your toes.

Please don't stick the fork between your toes.

Please don't stick the spoon between your toes.

Give me the spoon and just eat with your fingers.

Stop doing that before you get me in trouble with your mommy.

No, you can't get into the playpen.

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