MetaBoy Knows Tummies

OK, this was seriously wrong.

MetaBoy comes up to me, pats my tummy, and says "big tummy."

Of course, this elicited a "what did you say to me?"

"Big tummy, mommy!"

"Grr," I responded. "Grr."

Then he lifted my shirt, patted my bare belly and said "big tummy!"

Sometimes, he's lucky he makes it through the day.