Things we never quite thought we'd say.
"No, you can't have any wine. Or beer."
--In general, I don't think either of us thought we'd be limiting anyone's alcohol intake. Especially for a toddler. What is it about MetaDaddy's glass that looks so much more enticing than his own?
"Take your shoe out of your mouth."
"Are you stinky?"
--Do I really have to break this one down?
"Take the bird out of your mouth."
--They're life-sized wooden birds. He calls them "bee bee" (birdie) in that high pitched voice. He kisses them. He loves them. Sometimes, he loves them too much.
"A clue! A clue!!"
--Blue's Clues. And no, not just around the toddler.
I'm sure your every day life is different to ours. Any fun moments?