A Partial Parody

Inspired, I set out to do a parody of The Major General's Song from The Pirates of Penzance. However, it's a long song, and I realized I'll never finish. Mostly because I have a toddler, but also because my patience runs thin these days.

So, I present to you my unfinished symphony, so to speak. Sorry it's so lame, but maybe it'll remind you that you might suck at some things, but at least you're not me :-)

I Am the Very Model of a Modern Mommy Blogging Stuff

I am the very model of a modern mommy blogging stuff,
I've information about food and poop and tushies in the buff,
I know the pains of labor, and I quote Seuss easy off the cuff,
From Sam I Am to Eggs and Ham, and other sorts of verbal fluff;
I'm very well acquainted too with blogging matters sure enough,
I understand the blogosphere, the blogrolls, memes, and widget guff,
About html I've data on tables and css
With riveting stats on my style sheets that are surely to impress

With riveting stats on my style sheets that are surely to impress
With riveting stats on my style sheets that are surely to impress
With riveting stats on my style sheets that are surely to impress
to impress