Thirteen Silly Quotes

Ah, the silly things people have said over the years. Some true, all silly. Thanks for the inspiration What Works for Mom :-)
(Can you tell I find Sam Goldwyn hilarious?)

1. I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
   ~Samual Goldwyn
   
   
2. If I look confused it's because I'm thinking.
   ~Samual Goldwyn
   
   
3. I can give you a definite perhaps.
   ~Samual Goldwyn
   
   
4. This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
   ~Samual Goldwyn
   
   
5. He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
   ~Yogi Berra
   
   
6. It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
   ~Yogi Berra
   
   
7. It's like deja-vu, all over again.
   ~Yogi Berra
   
   
8. Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
   ~Yogi Berra
   
   
9. Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of us are stupider than that.
   ~George Carlin
   
   
10. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
    ~Mark Twain
    
    
11. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
    ~Mark Twain
    
    
12. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
    ~Unknown
    
    
13. People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
    ~Unknown