Saturday, October 20, 2007

Unbalanced Kitchen

Note to self:

The next time you drop something small, but heavy in the kitchen while MetaBaby's sleeping, don't overreact. That is, don't hurl yourself towards the floor to catch said object before it hits; it will hit anyway. More important, don't do this while wearing tight jeans just out of the dryer. The combination of the two will result in an unsightly bump in the middle of your forehead.

Heed this warning, self, or invest in more hats.

2 comments:

WorksForMom said...

Oh no. Say it ain't so.

I hear ya, everytime I attempt to be more quiet, I'm just louder. I believe this incident calls for a piece of cake.

MetaMommy said...

LOL...have I told you how brilliant you are? I'm on it.